She may not be the sharpest knife in the drawer, but who wouldn't like a little Jessica Simpson? She's young, beautiful, enthusiastic... and judging by the guys she's dated, attainable. Nick Lachey? Tony Romo? Please. They ain't got nothing the Hustle ain't got. We have a shot, fellas!
She's also got spunk. Although Simpson has banked on her wholesome image, she came under fire from Christian groups for the sexual image she portrayed in some of her music videos. Her response?
"It didn't really surprise me because I grew up with a lot of that backlash. That's why I didn't end up going into the Christian music industry. I think that if they're really good Christians the judgment wouldn't be there."
Don't worry, baby. Here at Lyncmob, we won't judge you. And if we do, we promise it will be all good :) Now let's see those Daisy Dukes.
- Rob Hustle
